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For the modest fee of 2.90 lv., for our smaller items, and 4.90 lv. for the bulkier ones, we could gift wrap every item of your choice as a present. You can choose which products you want gift wrapped in the checkout, under the product image.

We have free delivery for the whole of Bulgaria. If you order until 4pm, your order will arrive on the next working day. If your order on Friday after 4pm and during the weekend, you can expect your order to arrive on Tuesday the following week.

Availability: 9
Barcode: 5060394518456
Trade code: 43587
Product code: DMX244
Brand: Dean Morris Cards
Category: Greeting Cards Christmas Christmas cards

Greeting card | Fuck Off Santa

Price 11.90 лв.
  • Made in England.
    Copyright: Dean Morris Cards

  • Yes, this is a little bit rude but if I was Father Christmas and I've had to put up with all those precocious annoying children visiting my grotto and asking for loads of stuff for the whole of December I'd probably be telling them where to go as well. It's all an act. Father Christmas is nice for the PR, he's probably a real arse if you met him down the pub.

  • • Size: 12.6 x 17.8 cm
    • Set with envelope.
    • Cellophane packaging.


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