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For the modest fee of 2.90 lv., for our smaller items, and 4.90 lv. for the bulkier ones, we could gift wrap every item of your choice as a present. You can choose which products you want gift wrapped in the checkout, under the product image.

We have free delivery for the whole of Bulgaria. If you order until 4pm, your order will arrive on the next working day. If your order on Friday after 4pm and during the weekend, you can expect your order to arrive on Tuesday the following week.

Availability: Out of stock
Barcode: 5051912044229
Trade code: 35916
Product code: SHRIGLEY052
Brand: David Shrigley
Category: Greeting Cards

Greeting Card Masturbate All Day

Price 12.90 лв.
  • © Brain Box Candy
    Made in UK
  • What are your post-retirement plans? We are doing a survey - so far the answers are "When I retire I will sit at home and masturbate all day". We are also collecting other answers.

    The cards are made from recycled paper in the UK and come to you in cellophane packaging and with a postal envelope included. It remains for you to address them!
  • • Size: 12 x 17 cm
    • Mailing envelope set.
    • Cellophane packaging.


Elephant Bookstore is the official distributor in Bulgaria for:
1DEA.me

Elephant Bookstore has the honour to work with the Ukrainian brand 1DEA.me. The company was founded in 2012 and up until now has created more than 15 unique designs of products on plastic and laminated paper. Their products are of the highest quality, they are durable and have an aesthetically pleasing exterior, ready to beautify any wall space.


The 1DEA.me maps that you can find in Elephant are the perfect gift for any occasion and they will fill with joy the adventure enthusiast that lives in every one of us.

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Captain Fawcett Limited

Elephant Bookstor has the pleasure and honor to be the exclusive representative and distributor of Captain Fawcett in Bulgaria. Captain Fawcett is in the top three of the most awarded British barber brands and is one of the world's most popular boutique brands for premium grooming accessories and high quality men's cosmetics.


Among the characteristics of the brand's products are the high quality, the diverse range, the guaranteed prestige, as well as the opportunity to be the perfect gift to the people who are most dear to us.

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Gentlemen’s Hardware

Gentlemen's Hardware is a proud recipient of the 2018 Queens Award for International Trade, awarded by Queen Elizabeth II. As with our other distribution brands, we are also proud to be the exclusive distributor of this brand in Bulgaria.


You will find that Gentlemen's Hardware products are the perfect gift for any occasion and especially for corporate events. The range of choices is large, and if we are missing something, you can order it specially.

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Half Moon Bay

Half Moon Bay Limited is a British company that produces licensed merchandise from the worlds of Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, Disney, Marvel, DC Comics, Star Wars, Moomin, Friends, etc.


Elephant Bookstore is the official distributor of HMB in Bulgaria and offers you a huge palette of choices when it comes to gifts. Magic wands, mugs, jugs, backpacks, toys, posters – anything is possible with HMB.

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New York Puzzle Company

Established in 2007, the NY Puzzle Company immortalize the most interesting magazine and book covers, like The New Yorker Magazine and Harry Potter. Their designs are one-of-a-kind, made from 100% recyclable products, and 1% of all sales go to nature-related causes.


Elephant is a proud distribution partner of the NY Puzzle Company for Bulgaria and we are happy to be able to bring this wonderful brand to our lovely country.

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The Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild

The Guild of Unemployed Philosophers is an American brand, giving birth to the most playful, creative, artistic, ambiguous, sarcastic and philosophical gifts you can find in the USA.


To our great joy, you can now find them in Bulgaria. Want to insult someone with a thick skin? Make them both laugh and cry? Well, this is the perfect gift for them. Enjoy!

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